If I would have known it would have taken a couple of years of Craig wearing boxers and avoiding hot tubs before I wrapped up this present and given it to him 8 years ago.......
I never would have wasted all that beer money in college on birth control.
OH MY GOD! How friggin hysterical is that?!?
And I KNEW when I read the title, there was NO WAY we were talking about some macaroni art stuff here. No f'ing way.
Posted by: Carrie | 12/21/2011 at 04:16 AM
Is that an electric ear cleaner? 'cause that's kind of big.
Posted by: John | 12/21/2011 at 08:12 AM
Since Craig was almost 40 when Maren was born, I thin he was a little confused too. He probably thought it was an adult toy.
Posted by: Poppy | 12/21/2011 at 08:20 AM
What the hell is that? I think I want one.
Posted by: Kim Pugliano | 12/21/2011 at 08:28 AM
Are you sure? It's a pregnancy test. I hear they sell them at the Dollar Tree. I wasn't so lucky back in the day.
Posted by: Poppy | 12/21/2011 at 08:33 AM
I love that it is proudly hanging on your tree. That rocks. My dog pees on my tree so I guess that's like having a pregnancy test on it?
Posted by: AmyBlam | 12/21/2011 at 10:47 AM
A pregnancy test.... That's not what I thought it was.
Posted by: Kristin | 12/21/2011 at 10:48 AM
OK, that's what I thought it was, but couldn't tell, so I came here to read the comments to be sure...
I wish my dh was that happy to hear I was pregnant when he was 42...no f'n way THAT test is going on our tree...
although the daughter that came along with it is AWFULLY close to hanging on the tree sometimes...
Posted by: BIG E | 12/21/2011 at 12:01 PM
There were no pregnancy tests available at the drugstore back in my child-bearing days....I didn't even know what that was until I read the comments! Dun!
Posted by: Eva Gallant | 12/21/2011 at 12:38 PM
HAHAHA! I SEE IT NOW.
Oy
Posted by: Kim Pugliano | 12/21/2011 at 01:16 PM
To be honest, I thought it was a little item that you picked up at BlogHer. Ahem. But a pregnancy test? How benign. Unless it's positive, of course.
Happy holidays, Poppy!
xoxo
Posted by: The Flying Chalupa | 12/21/2011 at 04:48 PM
Ha! I actually gave those away. Don't ask, don't tell.
Posted by: Poppy | 12/21/2011 at 04:50 PM
Neither did anyone else, it was a bad picture :) Oh man, no pregnancy tests. I would have had to change physicians 22 times out of embarrassment.
Posted by: Poppy | 12/21/2011 at 06:17 PM
What the hell did you think it was?
Posted by: Poppy | 12/21/2011 at 06:18 PM
Ha! Love it. My daughter had it in her mouth until I told her I peed on it. Sure, it was 8 years ago, but still. Gross.
Posted by: Poppy | 12/21/2011 at 06:19 PM
I love that!!! Very cool:)
Posted by: Lady goo goo gaga | 12/21/2011 at 08:33 PM
Btw how come nobody knows that's a pregnancy test?? Am I the only one that took 500 each time I was pregnant???
Posted by: Lady goo goo gaga | 12/21/2011 at 08:34 PM
I bet your tree smells like urine. Better than pine.
Posted by: Bridget | 12/22/2011 at 08:37 AM
I see you had no problem identifying the mystery object.
Posted by: Poppy | 12/22/2011 at 08:42 AM