
Facts
- This is not a prop for the White Trash Bash
- This is less than a mile away from my house
- I have never seen the sale open in spite of this structure being here for weeks.
- The associated vehicle to this property has horns and other happy meal toys superglued to the hood.
- WTF is all I got.

Now *I* want to glue happy meal toys to the hood of someone's car. Not mine. But someone's.
Posted by: Nichole | 08/23/2011 at 09:55 PM
Oooooh, is it a smurf toy? I love those!
Posted by: Mommakiss | 08/24/2011 at 03:40 AM
You should start throwing your beer cans into their yard when you drive by. (Like you don't have a roadie in that minivan)
Posted by: Erin I'm Gonna Kill Him | 08/24/2011 at 05:22 AM
I'm hoping that next week you find the store(?) open and can supplement with pictures from inside (possibly taken with a super fancy lens so you don't have to get too close.)
Posted by: angela | 08/24/2011 at 05:44 AM
I'd leave post-its, asking when it will be open.
Posted by: John | 08/24/2011 at 06:24 AM
Is the tent next to the store his house? Or is the car his house? Maybe he sells pets, you can offer up yours for sale.
Posted by: Bridget | 08/24/2011 at 07:48 AM
I hope you don't mind, but I love your WTF wednesday and decided to join in on it.
Brilliant Idea! Thank you!
Posted by: Audrey | 08/24/2011 at 07:52 AM
What, you're not used to living by classy establishments?
Posted by: Megan -Best of Fates | 08/24/2011 at 11:39 AM
WTF - Seriously, is someone living in that tent? Or the store? I know a Sheriff that lives nearby, maybe he should go check it out...
Posted by: Lindyez | 08/24/2011 at 01:51 PM
No, seriously seriously, I know what happened. The dude got it into his head to open a store selling McDonald happy meal prizes, then one night he got high and glued them all on his car, having no more stock, he closed the store...see it's all just logical...
Posted by: Lindyez | 08/24/2011 at 01:55 PM
Maybe they haven't had their grand opening yet?
Posted by: Kristin | 08/24/2011 at 01:57 PM
WTF indeed! Is this for realz?
Posted by: Tonya | 08/24/2011 at 02:50 PM
Sorry. We'll be out of there soon.
Just saving up money for gas.
(Happy meal toys ain't cheap.)
Posted by: julie gardner | 08/24/2011 at 02:57 PM
WTF is right!!!! Toss a 40 out your car window at them.
Posted by: Rachel {at} Mommy Needs a Vacation | 08/24/2011 at 04:45 PM
LINKED UP, BITCHES.
Seriously, WTF with the Happy Meal stuff? People are so fucking dumb.
XOXOXOXO
Posted by: Suniverse | 08/24/2011 at 07:16 PM
And I love that you call em out for being so fucking dumb. Love ya long time!
Posted by: Poppy | 08/24/2011 at 10:04 PM
Cause I'm keeping the fattie for myself.
Posted by: Poppy | 08/24/2011 at 10:04 PM
Finally taking care of the rat problem or are they like family and you travel with them?
Posted by: Poppy | 08/24/2011 at 10:17 PM
I have learned to overlook an errant appliance or two on a porch, I do live in the country, but this? Yes, I am afraid so.
Posted by: Poppy | 08/24/2011 at 10:19 PM
Ya and maybe they are just "drying out" their tent.
Posted by: Poppy | 08/24/2011 at 10:20 PM
Well, at least the people with the weekly lawn mower races were considerate enough to build a makeshift fence and for the most part live in a tree house.
Posted by: Poppy | 08/24/2011 at 10:25 PM
Maybe I'll send Hank on a leash so I can pull him back in if something emerges from the tent.
Posted by: Poppy | 08/24/2011 at 10:39 PM
I took this picture with my camera phone and was a little nervous about getting caught!
Posted by: Poppy | 08/24/2011 at 10:40 PM
I roll with a keg and I have to pay a deposit on that shit.
Posted by: Poppy | 08/24/2011 at 10:42 PM
There could be a whole smurf village in there for all I know, but I'm not getting close enough to check it out. I was kind of hoping our local law enforcement *ahem* might check it out.
Posted by: Poppy | 08/24/2011 at 10:43 PM
ok I'll be honest here...that is my mother in law.
Surprised?
Well you shouldn't be.
She has a curly mullet
Posted by: Kimberly | 08/25/2011 at 05:34 AM
I want to live in a tree house.
ME! ME! Pick me for your creepy neighbor's tree house!!!!
Posted by: Megan -Best of Fates | 08/25/2011 at 05:38 AM