Hank: Whose little bats are these?
Me: What?
Hank: These little yellow bats?
Me: Show me
I realize these are neither yellow nor bats. I’m just not sure which point to address first.
I'm on my 2nd husband, 3rd kid, 4th dog and countless anti-depressants
Hahaha! Love it! Love it! I came in my bathroom once and Mack and laid out tampons and written his name. I felt like I needed to offer more educational toys.
Posted by: Lula Lola | 05/18/2011 at 10:13 AM
Ha! Now I am thinking they should be bats. What a great marketing idea!
Posted by: Tracym | 05/18/2011 at 10:42 AM
Oh Hank, you are so very funny.
Posted by: Kristin | 05/18/2011 at 11:34 AM
That is hilarious! I never realized that they looked like little bats!
Posted by: Jayme (Random Blogette) | 05/18/2011 at 11:36 AM
What kind of balls would you hit with them?
Posted by: DaddyRunsALot | 05/18/2011 at 11:53 AM
Kids....they exhast me.
Maybe he just wants to hit something?
Posted by: Sherri | 05/18/2011 at 12:48 PM
You should share - it's the golden rule. Or something. I don't know. I'm dying here.
Posted by: Suniverse | 05/18/2011 at 02:02 PM
Love it!!! It reminds me of my friend's cat who would go into the cabinet and pull out panty liners and bring them into the living room!!
Posted by: sparkling74 | 05/18/2011 at 05:20 PM
Oh, that is hilarious!
My kids think those things are toys. Once, they used them as rocket launchers- 3, 2, 1, blast off- and they'd shoot the tampons out of the holders. WTF?
Posted by: Shell | 05/18/2011 at 05:42 PM
Oh my god, I almost fell off my couch, that is awesome. I don't know whether to say poor Hank or way to go xD
Posted by: Mama P | 05/18/2011 at 05:47 PM
It's bats for the garden gnomes....I was going to say midgets but that's not polite.
Posted by: Kimberly | 05/18/2011 at 07:00 PM
I love that you let us laugh at Hank.
Posted by: Sandra | 05/18/2011 at 09:40 PM
OMG...duh! I just went back to read other comments and found out from Lula Lola that Hank is holding a tampon...ok, you can laugh at me, not the boy.
Posted by: Sandra | 05/18/2011 at 09:47 PM
Oh the horror!
And Daddy Runs Alot? HA!!!
Posted by: tulpen | 05/19/2011 at 11:54 AM
Hilarious...reminds me of when my son brought out a "pad" to use as a band-aid when he hurt himself...well, they did have an adhesive strip...
Posted by: LindySez | 05/19/2011 at 04:00 PM
OMG, which son? I hope you got a picture, that's priceless!
Posted by: Poppy | 05/19/2011 at 09:15 PM
I at least had the decency to take a picture with an unused tampon. The little bat he found, well........gross.
Posted by: Poppy | 05/19/2011 at 09:17 PM
You crack me up!
Posted by: Poppy | 05/19/2011 at 09:18 PM
We say little people in our house just because I'm convinced my middle child will never be over 4 feet.
Posted by: Poppy | 05/19/2011 at 09:21 PM
Little boys!
Posted by: Poppy | 05/19/2011 at 09:22 PM
That sounds like a fun game if they weren't so freaking expensive!!!
Posted by: Poppy | 05/19/2011 at 09:24 PM
Oh man, more entertaining than catnip!
Posted by: Poppy | 05/19/2011 at 09:25 PM
John John John!!! You crack me up.
Posted by: Poppy | 05/19/2011 at 09:33 PM
Maybe you need to ask his preschool for a refund? :)
Posted by: liz | 05/20/2011 at 05:59 AM
That is so funny!
Posted by: NotJustAnotherJennifer | 06/20/2011 at 10:52 AM